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Song Lyrics

[Intro]
I don't know dude...
I think everyone's all jealous and sh*t cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...
And I think everyone's got a f**kin problem with me dude...
And they need to take it up with me after the show...
Because...

[Chorus]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow I know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...

[Verse 1 - Eminem]
So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
"Sup ladies, my name's Slim Shady"
I'm the lead singer in D12 baby
They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Becky oh my f**kin' god it's Eminem"
"I swear to f**kin god dude you f**kin rock"
"Please Marshall please let me suck your c*ck"
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star sh*t, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because

[Chorus]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow I know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
My band [repeated 9xs]

[Verse 2 - Swift]
You just wanna see a n*gga backwards don't you
Hey dad how come we don't rap on proto
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
Cuz my sh*t is lookin smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map
Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back

[Verse 3 - Kuniva and Kon Artist]
Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the sh*t
Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
([Em:] No I had an interview not you two)
You gonna be late for soundcheck
Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
You know what man I'ma say somethin
Hey yo Em
([Em:] You got somethin to say?!)
Man no
I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up
Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
When I was bout to talk right after you
I swear, I swear man

[Chorus]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow I know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...

[Verse 4 - Proof]
They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band)
We ain't a band b*tch we don't play instruments
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys they can find every area code
([Em:] Proof carry my bag)
b*tch carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the f**k are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)

[Verse 5 - Bizarre]
***dammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video I was in the back
Superman video I was in the back
f**k the media, I got some suggestions
f**k Marshall, ask us the questions
Like who's D12, how we get started
(What about Eminem?)
b*tch are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomache, b*tches think I'm cute
50 told me to do situps to get buff
I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
f**k D12, I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne

[Eminem]
Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
and it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name...
[Chorus - Bizarre]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...(f**k Marshall)
Cuz once I blow I know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
My Band [Repeated 9x]

[Outro]
The hottest boy band in the world...
D12!
[Eminem as a salsa singer]
I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girl's wanna dance
My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa...
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa
(Where'd everybody go?)

Remixes

A list of remixes of this D12 song:

Release History

The D12 song "My Band" appears on the following albums:
SHADYXV
0000-00-00

SHADYXV

  1. ShadyXV (5:01)
  2. Psychopath Killer (5:19)
  3. Die Alone (3:36)
  4. Vegas (5:36)
  5. Y'all Ready Know (3:51)
  6. Guts Over Fear (5:01)
  7. Down (3:26)
  8. Bane (4:24)
  9. Fine Line (5:07)
  10. twisted (4:59)
  11. Right for Me (4:57)
  12. Detroit Vs Everbody (5:57)
  13. I Get Money (3:44)
  14. Purple Pills (4:23)
  15. Lose Yourself (4:24)
  16. Cry Now (Shady Remix) (5:09)
  17. Let's Roll (3:57)
  18. Hammer Dance (3:44)
  19. P.I.M.P. (4:10)
  20. You Don’t Know (4:17)
  21. My Band (4:42)
  22. Wanna Know (3:41)
  23. Wanksta (3:39)
  24. The Setup (3:13)
  25. In Da Club (3:43)
  26. Fight Music (4:11)
  27. Pop the Trunk (3:48)

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D12, an initialism for The Dirty Dozen, is an American hip hop group from Detroit, Michigan. D12 has had chart-topping albums in the United States, United Kingdom, and Australia. D12 was formed in 1996, and achieved mainstream success after Eminem rose to international fame. D12 released the album Devil's Night in 2001 and D12 World in 2004, spawning numerous hits such as "Fight Music", "Purple Pills", "My Band", "How Come" and "Shit on You" throughout that period. Since 2006, Eminem's hiatus and the death of the member Proof resulted in them being less active in subsequent years.

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Release Date
14 March 2004
Music Format
CD single
Year(s) Recorded
2003
Genre
Comedy hip hop
Song Duration
4:42
Labels
Shady
Interscope
Song Writer(s)
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