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Song Lyrics

Eminem as nurse:

May I have your attention please?

May I have your attention please?

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

We`re gonna have a problem here..

Y`all act like you never seen a white person before

Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door

And started whoopin` her ass worse than before

They first were divorce, throwin` her over furniture (Ahh!)

It`s the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you`re kidding,

He didn`t just say what I think he did, did he?"

And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!

Dr. Dre`s dead, he`s locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)

Feminist women love Eminem {*vocal turntable:

chigga chigga chigga*} "Slim Shady, I`m sick of him

Look at him, walkin` around grabbin` his you-know-what

Flippin` the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he`s so cute though!"

Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

But no worse, than what`s goin` on in your parents` bedrooms

Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can`t

But it`s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

"My bum is on ya lips, my bum is on ya lips"

And if I`m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss

And that`s the message that we deliver to little kids

And expect them not to know what a woman`s clitoris is

Of course they gonna know what intercourse is

By the time they hit fourth grade

They got the Discovery Channel don`t they?

"We ain`t nothin` but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals

Who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

Then there`s no reason that a man and another man can`t elope

{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote

Women wave ya pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I`m Slim Shady, yes I`m the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won`t the real Slim Shady please stand up,

Please stand up, please stand up?

Cuz I`m Slim Shady, yes I`m the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won`t the real Slim Shady please stand up,

Please stand up, please stand up?

Will Smith don`t gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;

Well I do, so f**k him and f**k you too!

You think I give a damn about a Grammy?

Half of you critics can`t even stomach me, let alone stand me

"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn`t it be weird?"

Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?

So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears? sh*t, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs

So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst

And hear `em argue over who she gave head to first

Little b*tch put me on blast on MTV

"Yeah, he`s cute, but I think he`s married to Kim, hee-hee!"

I should download her audio on MP3

And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD {*AHHH!*}

I`m sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me

So I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}

And there`s a million of us just like me

Who cuss like me; who JUST DON`T GIVE A f**k like me

Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me

And just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

I`m Slim Shady, yes I`m the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won`t the real Slim Shady please stand up,

Please stand up, please stand up?

Cuz I`m Slim Shady, yes I`m the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won`t the real Slim Shady please stand up,

Please stand up, please stand up?

I`m like a head trip to listen to, cause I`m only givin` you

Things you joke about wit ya friends inside your livin` room

The only difference is I got the balls to say it

In front of y`all and I don`t gotta be false or sugarcoated at all

I just get on the mike and spit it

And whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just sh*ttin`

Betta than ninety percent of you rappers out can

Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums

It`s funny; cause at the rate I`m goin` when I`m thirty

I`ll be the only person in the nursin` home flirting

Pinchin` nurses asses when I`m jackin` off with Jergens

And I`m jerkin` but this whole bag of Viagra isn`t workin`

And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin`

He could be workin` at Burger King, spittin` on your onion rings

{*HACH*} Or in the parkin` lot, circlin`

Screamin`, "I DON`T GIVE A f**k!"

Wit his windows down and his system up

So, will the real Shady please stand up?

And put one of those fingers on each hand up?

And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I`m Sl

Film and TV Credits

The song "The Real Slim Shady" appears on the soundtrack of the following movies and TV shows:


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Release History

The Eminem song "The Real Slim Shady" appears on the following albums:
Confused? You Should Be

Confused? You Should Be

  1. My Name Is (4:29)
  2. Still D.R.E. (4:27)
  3. Forgot About Dre - (3:42)
  4. The Real Slim Shady (4:44)
  5. The Way I Am (4:51)
  6. Nuthin But A G Thang (3:59)
  7. Guilty Conscience (3:21)
Curtain Call
06 December 2005

Curtain Call

  1. Cleanin' Out My Closet (4:56)
  2. Way I Am, The
  3. Intro (1:18)
  4. Fack (3:30)
  5. The Way I Am (4:51)
  6. My Name Is (4:29)
  7. Stan (6:43)
  8. Lose Yourself (4:24)
  9. Shake That (4:39)
  10. Sing For The Moment (5:42)
  11. Without Me (4:51)
  12. Like Toy Soldiers (5:00)
  13. The Real Slim Shady (4:44)
  14. Mockingbird (4:13)
  15. Guilty Conscience (3:21)
  16. Cleaning Out My Closet (2:35)
  17. Just Lose It (4:07)
  18. When I'm Gone (4:42)
  19. Stan (Live) (6:20)
Curtain Call: The Hits
13 December 2005

Curtain Call: The Hits

  1. Dead Wrong (Remix) (4:59)
  2. Intro (Curtain Call) (0:34)
  3. Fack (3:30)
  4. Role Model (3:25)
  5. Kill You (4:28)
  6. The Way I Am (4:51)
  7. My Name Is (4:29)
  8. Shit On You (4:35)
  9. Criminal (2:30)
  10. Stan (6:43)
  11. Lose Yourself (4:24)
  12. Renegade (5:39)
  13. Just Don't Give A Fuck (2:31)
  14. Shake That (4:39)
  15. Sing For The Moment (5:42)
  16. Without Me (4:51)
  17. Like Toy Soldiers (5:00)
  18. The Real Slim Shady (4:44)
  19. Mockingbird (4:13)
  20. Guilty Conscience (3:21)
  21. Cleanin' Out My Closet (4:56)
  22. Just Lose It (4:07)
  23. When I'm Gone (4:42)
  24. Stan (Live) (6:20)
Diary Of A Pyscho Killer
18 September 2008

Diary Of A Pyscho Killer

  1. Dr. Dre Intro
  2. Eminem Interlude
  3. Shade 45 Flow
  4. Dr. Knockboot Flow
  5. Say What You Say Flow
  6. Got It Twisted Flow
  7. Nuthin' But A G Thang Flow
  8. Kick In The Door Flow
  9. Every Drug In The Book
  10. Vanilla Ice Diss
  11. Nothing Flow
  12. Basket Case
  13. Infinite (4:04)
  14. Searchin' (3:48)
  15. 313 (4:12)
  16. Open Mic (4:03)
  17. Never Too Far (3:40)
  18. War Player
  19. Foolish Pride
  20. I Can Be
  21. Proof Flow 1
  22. Proof Flow 2
  23. Proof Flow 3
  24. Throwin' Words Flow 1
  25. Insane Flow 1
  26. Insane Flow 2
  27. Insane Flow 3
  28. George Lucas
  29. Lick The Balls Flow
  30. Demon Inside
  31. No Apologies (4:21)
  32. Defense
  33. Step Right Up
  34. Rock & Roll
  35. Royce Flow 1
  36. Royce Flow 2
  37. 8 Mile Battle Flow 1
  38. 8 Mile Battle Flow 2
  39. 8 Mile Battle Flow 3
  40. I'm Marshall
  41. Crackers & Cheese
  42. World Ain't Ready
  43. Biterphobia
  44. Intro (1:18)
  45. 911 (4:39)
  46. Hip Hop
  47. Tylenol Island (1:40)
  48. 5 Star Generals (4:19)
  49. Think Big Flow
  50. Rush Ya Click
  51. Filthy (1:02)
  52. Words Are Weapons (3:47)
  53. It's Ok
  54. Pick It Up (2:21)
  55. Hate Me Now Flow
  56. Busted A Nutt
  57. It's Only Fair To Warn
  58. Phone Tap Flow
  59. Light Speed Flow
  60. The Watcher Flow
  61. Turn Me Loose (5:01)
  62. Get Back
  63. Trife Thieves
  64. 365 (1:13)
  65. Rap Olympics Flow 1
  66. Rap Olympics Flow 2
  67. Rap Olympics Flow 3
  68. Rap Olympics Flow 4
  69. Rap Olympics Flow 5
  70. The Farm Club
  71. Till Hell Freezes Over (2:45)
  72. Anger Management
  73. I Remember
  74. All I See (4:17)
  75. Desperados (4:59)
  76. Keepin' It Raw
  77. Watch Dess
  78. Murder She Wrote
  79. Wanksta Flow
  80. Hustlers & Hardcore (3:08)
  81. You Must Be Crazy
  82. She's The One
  83. Rap City Flow
  84. Emulate
  85. Fubba U Cubba Cubba
  86. Welcome To Detroit City
  87. Rabbit Run (3:13)
  88. Quitter (3:07)
  89. Hellbound (3:02)
  90. Throwin' Words
  91. Kids (5:05)
  92. Stimulate (5:06)
  93. Outro (0:31)
  94. You Don't Know (4:14)
  95. Smack That (3:34)
  96. Shake That (4:39)
  97. When I'm Gone (4:42)
  98. Welcome 2 Detroit
  99. Gatman & Robbin
  100. Ass Like That (4:26)
  101. Mockingbird (4:13)
  102. Like Toy Soldiers (5:00)
  103. Mosh (4:34)
  104. Just Lose It (4:07)
  105. U R The One
  106. Git Up
  107. How Come (3:47)
  108. 40 Oz.
  109. My Band
  110. Lose Yourself (4:24)
  111. Rock City
  112. Business (4:12)
  113. Superman (5:50)
  114. Sing For The Moment (5:42)
  115. White America (5:25)
  116. Cleanin' Out My Closet (4:56)
  117. Without Me (4:51)
  118. Fight Music (2:08)
  119. Purple Pills (2:30)
  120. Shit On You (4:35)
  121. Stan (6:43)
  122. The Way I Am (4:51)
  123. The Real Slim Shady (4:44)
  124. Dead Wrong (5:04)
  125. Forgot About Dre (3:45)
  126. Guilty Conscience (3:21)
  127. My Name Is (4:29)
  128. Role Model (3:25)
  129. I Just Don't Give A Fuck
  130. Interview (3:28)
  131. Greg
  132. Farm Club Flow

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Marshall Bruce Mathers III (born October 17, 1972), better known by his stage name Eminem, is an American rapper, record producer, songwriter, and actor. In addition to his solo career, Eminem is a member of the group D12, as well as one half of the hip hop duo Bad Meets Evil, alongside Royce da 5'9". Eminem is the best-selling artist of the 2000s in the United States. Rolling Stone magazine ranked him 83rd on its list of The 100 Greatest Artists of All Time. The same magazine declared him The King of Hip Hop. Including his work with D12 and Bad Meets Evil, Eminem has achieved ten number-one albums on the Billboard 200. Eminem has sold more than 155 million albums and singles, making him one of the world's best-selling artists of all time. As of June 2014, he is the second best-selling male artist of the Nielsen SoundScan era, the sixth-best overall selling artist in the United States, and the best-selling hip-hop artist, having sold 45,160,000 albums and 31 million digital singles.


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