Eminem - As The World Turns

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Song Lyrics

Chorus: Repeat 2X


I dont know why this world keeps turning

Round and Round

But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now

Yes man

As the World Turns

We all experience things in life

Trials and Tribulations

That we all must go through

When someone wants to test us

When someone tries our patience


I hang with a bunch of hippies

and wacky tobacco planters

Who swallow lit roaches

and light up like jack-o-lanterns

Outsiders baby, and we suing the courts

Cuz we`re dope as f**k and only get a 2 in the source, (Yo!)

They never should`ve booted me out of reform school

Deformed fool, takin` a sh*t in a warm pool

They threw me out the Ramada Inn

I said it wasn`t me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!)

It all started when my mother took my bike away

Cuz I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave

After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers

Slappin teachers, and jackin` off in front of my counselors

Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman

f**k the next lesson, I`ll pass the test guessin`

And all the other kids said "Eminem`s a jizhead,

He`ll never last, the only class he`ll pass is phys ed."

May be true, till I told this b*tch in gym class

That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast

(Who Me?)

Yeah, b*tch!

You so big you walked into big Tanny`s and stepped on Jenny Craig

She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig

Put me in the headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig

I felt the evilness and started transformin` (RRRRRR!)

It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarmin`

Grabbed that b*tch by her hair

Drug her across the ground

And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down

Sorry coach, it`s too late to tell me stop

While I drop this b*tch face down and watch her belly flop

[Backround Chorus]

As the World Turns

These are the days of our lives

These are the things that we must go through

Day by day


We drive around in million dollar sports cars

While little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad report cards

Outsiders, and we suing the courts

Cuz we dope as f**k and only get a 2 in The Source (Yo!)

Hypercondriac, hanging out at the laundromat

Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at (whistling)

Dressed like a sailor, standin` by a pale of garbage

Its almost dark and I`m still tryin` to nail a trailor park b*tch

I met a sl*t and said "What up, its nice to meet ya" ("Hi")

I`d like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza

But I`m broke as f**k and I don`t get paid till the first of next month ("Sorry")

But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt

But I aint got no weed, no phillies, or no papers

Plus I`m a rapist and a repeated prison escapist

So gimme all your money

And don`t try nuttin funny

Cuz you know your stinkin` ass is too fat to try to outrun me

I went to grab my gun

Thats when her ass put it on me (Stop!)

Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry

I fell through the glass doors

Started causin` a scene

Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washin` machine

Jumped up with a broken back

Thank god I was smokin` crack all day

And doped up off coke and smack

All I wanted to do was r*pe the b*tch and snatch her purse

Now I wanna kill her

But so I gotta catch her first

Ran through Rally`s parkin lot and took a shortcut

Saw the house she ran up in

And shot her f**kin` porch up

Kicked the door down to murder this divorced sl*t

Looked around the room

Thats when I seen the bedroom door shut

I know you`re in there b*tch! I got my gun c*cked!

You might as well come out now

She said "Come in, its unlocked!"

I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne

And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin` gay porn

She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted"

I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it

She came at me at full speed, nothin` could stop her

I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her

I started to beg "No, please let go"

But she swallowed my f**kin` leg whole like an egg roll

With one leg left, now I`m hoppin` around crippled

I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple

Just tryin` to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick -

Duh Da Duh Da Duh Duh, Go go gadget dick!

Whipped that sh*t out, and ain`t no doubt about it

It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage

I shouted "Now b*tch, lets see who gets the best!"

Stuffed that sh*t in crooked and f**ked that fat sl*t to death (

Release History

The Eminem song "As The World Turns" appears on the following albums:
Slim Shady LP
13 February 2001

Slim Shady LP

  1. 97 Bonnie And Clyde (5:17)
  2. As The World Turns (4:27)
  3. Bad Meets Evil (2:30)
  4. Brain Damage (3:47)
  5. Cum On Everybody (3:40)
  6. Guilty Conscience (3:21)
  7. I'm Shady (3:32)
  8. If I Had (4:09)
  9. Just Don't Give A Fuck (2:31)
  10. Ken Kaniff (1:18)
  11. My Fault (4:05)
  12. My Name Is (1:44)
  13. Rock Bottom (3:36)
  14. Role Model (3:25)
  15. Still Don't Give A Fuck (4:13)
Stan: A Tribute to Eminem
16 June 2003

Stan: A Tribute to Eminem

  1. My Name Is (1:44)
  2. Guilty Conscience (3:21)
  3. Real Slim Shady (1:45)
  4. Way I Am (4:40)
  5. Stan (6:43)
  6. I'm Back (2:31)
  7. As The World Turns (4:27)
  8. Who Knew (2:30)
  9. Drug Ballad (5:04)
  10. Criminal (2:30)
  11. 97 Bonnie And Clyde (5:17)
  12. Purple Pills (2:30)
  13. I'm Shady (3:32)
  14. Without Me (4:51)
  15. Cleaning Out My Closet (2:35)
  16. Lose Yourself (3:05)
The Slim Shady LP
27 March 2009

The Slim Shady LP

  1. Public Service Announcement (0:49)
  2. My Name Is (1:44)
  3. Guilty Conscience (3:21)
  4. Brain Damage (3:47)
  5. Paul (0:18)
  6. If I Had (4:09)
  7. 97 Bonnie And Clyde (5:17)
  8. Bitch (0:21)
  9. Role Model (3:25)
  10. Lounge (0:48)
  11. My Fault (4:05)
  12. Ken Kaniff (1:18)
  13. Cum On Everybody (3:40)
  14. Rock Bottom (3:36)
  15. Just Don't Give A Fuck (2:31)
  16. Soap (0:37)
  17. As The World Turns (4:27)
  18. I'm Shady (3:32)
  19. Bad Meets Evil (2:30)
  20. Still Don't Give A Fuck (4:13)

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