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Song Lyrics

Scroda:

GWAR, I bring forth the portal potty

Coming to feed on the sh*t from your bodies.

Your turds have more power than mere human feces

Let`s use it`s great power to recover the pieces

The Toilet:

Hey! Hey jackass! Yea You!

You got to love me sooo good!

Yea, yea you can depend on me

Depending on,

if my water`s on...

if my pipe`s unglogged...

Ahhhhh if you`re water-logged...

Baby, I am the hole

I am your toilet bowl

I`ll s*ck your soul

Just pay... just pay my sh*tty toll!

ahhhh.

Scroda:

Coated in sh*t I give all you desire

Mystical doorway swimming in mire

We`ll use the plunger if blockage won`t budge

It`s a door through the plane of fudge

Oderus:

So many times I have found you,

still I always p*ss on the ground

Now that I can use you I`m gonna

stop f**king around

If you need sh*t, then I got sh*t

On that you can depend

I`ll pump your stump, you f**kin` hump,

my crappy, crap-caked friend

All:

The Portal Potty, a gift from the gods

Let`s pay it tribute and bury our wads

Beefcake:

I think we know what it`s all about.

Jiggle the handle and watch something jump out.

Slymenstra:

I am a woman and I have my needs.

You can never really know just where

or when I`ll bleed

You need my egg, I need your seed

But pray at the altar, the toilet must feed!

Toilet:

Yea, I`ll bring ya some s*ckers for a killing spree

Just keep that f**king tampon away from me.

Slymenstra:

Take in this world, it`s sooo beautiful...

Filthy humans, you`re all so full of it...

That which you can`t stand you can`t understand

Speak the mystic words and bring forth a turd

you turn around into it and turn over to me.

Oderus:

Cross the river, leave the abyss

Give the seat of the toilet a kiss

Beefcake:

Each v*rgin sacrifice speaks these magic words.

Well, Jiggle the handle, and call forth a turd.

Toilet:

Yea! Here it comes baby, I`m dropping my load

I`m ain`t just on it, I am the commode! Ahhh!

Scroda:

The power of the toilet must never be abused

He must be plunged, he must be sponged,

or carnage could ensue.

If a dead sheep had clogged him, who knows what could arrive.

Maybe it will bring the Master here, wouldn`t that be a surprise!

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The Gwar song "Jiggle The Handle" appears on the following albums:

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