GWAR, I bring forth the portal potty
Coming to feed on the sh*t from your bodies.
Your turds have more power than mere human feces
Let`s use it`s great power to recover the pieces
Hey! Hey jackass! Yea You!
You got to love me sooo good!
Yea, yea you can depend on me
if my water`s on...
if my pipe`s unglogged...
Ahhhhh if you`re water-logged...
Baby, I am the hole
I am your toilet bowl
I`ll s*ck your soul
Just pay... just pay my sh*tty toll!
Coated in sh*t I give all you desire
Mystical doorway swimming in mire
We`ll use the plunger if blockage won`t budge
It`s a door through the plane of fudge
So many times I have found you,
still I always p*ss on the ground
Now that I can use you I`m gonna
stop f**king around
If you need sh*t, then I got sh*t
On that you can depend
I`ll pump your stump, you f**kin` hump,
my crappy, crap-caked friend
The Portal Potty, a gift from the gods
Let`s pay it tribute and bury our wads
I think we know what it`s all about.
Jiggle the handle and watch something jump out.
I am a woman and I have my needs.
You can never really know just where
or when I`ll bleed
You need my egg, I need your seed
But pray at the altar, the toilet must feed!
Yea, I`ll bring ya some s*ckers for a killing spree
Just keep that f**king tampon away from me.
Take in this world, it`s sooo beautiful...
Filthy humans, you`re all so full of it...
That which you can`t stand you can`t understand
Speak the mystic words and bring forth a turd
you turn around into it and turn over to me.
Cross the river, leave the abyss
Give the seat of the toilet a kiss
Each v*rgin sacrifice speaks these magic words.
Well, Jiggle the handle, and call forth a turd.
Yea! Here it comes baby, I`m dropping my load
I`m ain`t just on it, I am the commode! Ahhh!
The power of the toilet must never be abused
He must be plunged, he must be sponged,
or carnage could ensue.
If a dead sheep had clogged him, who knows what could arrive.
Maybe it will bring the Master here, wouldn`t that be a surprise!