Performed by Adam Sandler, Frank, Judd, and Allen
Transcribed by a fan
M1: "Hey, it`s great to have us all out on a road trip again this is gonna be fun"
M2: "Whoa,do you smell that skunk"
M2: "You know, even though it stinks it kinda reminds me of growing up"
M3: "It kinda reminds me of smelling weed"
M1: "Hey, it reminds me of smelling a p*ssy"
M2: "It reminds me of smelling an ass"
M4: "It reminds me of smelling a 60 year old guys ass"
[car screeches, he drops out of the car]
M4: "Hey, screw you guys I am who I am deal with it"
M1: "I`m glad we got rid of him his was a wierdo"
M3: "Oh my God, that was a little out there, hey check out a water slide, man, those things always remind me of my 13th birthday party, remember that"
M1: "Hey, it reminds me of that girl I met last year who was a lifegaurd at one of those things, she was unbelievable"
M2: "Hey, it reminds me of that rich girl I went out with and when her dad went out of town we fooled around in his jucuzzi"
M3: "It also reminds me of the time I saw a 60 year old guy slide down one of those things and he was going so fast his bathing suit fell off, and I just stood there at his big beutiful hairy balls flopping around, holy geez I wanted to lick em`"
[car screeches he drops out of it]
M3: "I hate you guys, you tricked me into sayin` that"
M2: "I always knew that guy was a little wierd"
M1: "Hey, there`s a pizza place it smells awesome"
M2: "It reminds me of the time I used to work in a pizza place"
M1: "It reminds me of my first date with this girl named Ginger, I took her to a pizza place"
M2: "Hey, it also reminds me of the time I ate a slice of pizza, and then went over to a 60 year old man`s house and made him f**k me in the ass in front of his kids"
[car screeches, he drops out of it]
M2: "Hey don`t get all hitey mitey he wanted me to do it"
M1: "Man they were all crazy, hey, what`s that"
M1: "Oh my god, ahhhhhhhhhhh"
"Hey that last skit was written for a reason, if any of your buddy`s have fooled around with a 60 year old man, don`t throw them out of your car, or you will die, now enjoy the rest of the album."