The Greek sun made you lovely but attacked me with its rays.
I feel asleep and burned so badly
I could barely move for the first few days.
The girls in front all lay topless - I did my best not to look.
But you could see right through my glasses
As I pretended to read my book.
We went for dinner then tried the c*cktails
And drank our way through the list.
For the first time in ages we just sat and chatted
Then staggered home happy, tanned and p*ssed.