Jim Stafford » Songs » 16 Little Red Noses And A Horse That Sweats

(Song)
+POST  EDIT
1 comment · Like
+BANNER 

Jim Stafford Songs

« PREVIOUS SONGNEXT SONG »
Who's Dated Who feature on 16 Little Red Noses And A Horse That Sweats - Jim Stafford including trivia, pics, news, vital stats, fans and facts.
Like

Music Video

The following Youtube video has been added by our user community for this Jim Stafford song:
Jim Stafford "16 Little Red Noses And A Horse That Sweats" Music Video

Song Lyrics

I said yeah yeah
No no no no no no

Now listen to me
My wife ran off with the garbage man
My wife ran off with the garbage man
Now I don't miss that woman
But somebody gotta empty my can

Now let me tell you what happened

I came home the other night
Caught the two of you alone
And you told me was a nudist
Who came in to use the phone

Well I come from Alabama baby
And I got this banjo on my knee
Now you know I love to pick the banjo
Why does the whole wide world gotta pick on me?

Listen to this honey

I'm gon' to take you over to my place
I'm gonna to stomp on your head
I'm gon' kill you so bad
You gonna wish you was dead

I'm gonna mess with you baby
Now let me tell you what I'm gonna do

I'm gonna take you to a secret place
Where I got a vat full of dippity doo
Sixteen little red noses and a horse that sweats
Gonna dip you in that dippity doo
Tie a rubber band around my fanny
And run around you screamin' like I'm an airplane
And make me take off

Cause I love you baby oh

Love you pretty Momma
Yeah I love yeah yeah yeah
No no no no no
Yeah

Release History

The Jim Stafford song "16 Little Red Noses And A Horse That Sweats" appears on the following albums:
Jim Stafford
19 November 2012

Jim Stafford

  1. L. A, Mamma (2:27)
  2. I Ain't Sharin' Sharon (2:13)
  3. Medley : Mr. Bojangles / A Visit With An Old Friend (5:13)
  4. Wildwood Weed (2:41)
  5. 16 Little Red Noses And A Horse That Sweats (3:54)
  6. Spiders And Snakes (3:04)
  7. The Last Chant (3:19)
  8. My Girl Bill (3:13)
  9. Nifty Fifties Blues (3:03)
  10. A Real Good Time (3:33)
  11. Swamp Witch (3:48)
The Best Of
14 January 1997

The Best Of

  1. Spiders And Snakes (3:04)
  2. Undecided (4:09)
  3. Nifty Fifties Blues (3:03)
  4. Swamp Witch (3:48)
  5. The Last Chant (3:19)
  6. Your Bulldog Drinks Champagne (3:14)
  7. A Real Good Time (3:33)
  8. 16 Little Red Noses And A Horse That Sweats (3:54)
The Best Of Jim Stafford
0000-00-00

The Best Of Jim Stafford

  1. Spiders And Snakes (3:04)
  2. Undecided (4:09)
  3. Nifty Fifties Blues (3:03)
  4. Swamp Witch (3:48)
  5. The Last Chant (3:19)
  6. Your Bulldog Drinks Champagne (3:14)
  7. A Real Good Time (3:33)
  8. 16 Little Red Noses And A Horse That Sweats (3:54)
  9. I Ain't Sharin' Sharon (2:13)

Similar Songs


Related Profiles

No links found

FamousFix content is contributed and edited by our readers. You are most welcome to update, correct or add information to this page. Update Information
Jim Stafford

Main Details

Career

Media

Publicity

Community

Features

Do you like Jim Stafford?


22,218 views

Top Contributors Today

  • Mishgan
  • angel_angel
  • halfgoofy
  • eviltwins
  • kwume11

Register Here to contribute to FamousFix. Login »

James Wayne "Jim" Stafford (born January 16, 1944) is an American comedian, musician, and singer-songwriter. While prominent in the 1970s for his records "Swamp Witch", "Under The Scotsman's Kilt", "My Girl Bill", and "Wildwood Weed", Stafford has headlined at his own theater in Branson, Missouri since 1990. Stafford is self-taught on guitar, fiddle, piano, banjo, organ and harmonica.

Snapshot

Song Duration
3:54

Join Now

Register to update information, save favorites, post photos, news stories and comments.

Already A Member?

Email


Password


Forgot Password?

This website is part of the FamousFix entertainment community. By continuing past this page, and by your continued use of this site, you agree to be bound by and abide by the Terms of Use. Loaded in 0.09 secs.
Terms of Use  |  Copyright  |  Privacy
Copyright 2006-2015, FamousFix